Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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