We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
