Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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