I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
