I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Randomize
