Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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