my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
MIDGETS
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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