....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
