She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
