A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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