It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
how drunk are you?
Several
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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