woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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