I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
smell my finger.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
