somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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