We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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