3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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