College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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