Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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