we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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