It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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