Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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