You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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