For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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