Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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