i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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