Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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