So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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