Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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