it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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