so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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