hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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