Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Shame is for Republicans.
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