My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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