would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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