i jhust puked up my retainher.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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