Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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