please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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