Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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