My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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