You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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