I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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