We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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