just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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