Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
