Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
