dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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