found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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