Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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