She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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