You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
